In a recent nationwide survey conducted by the Oklahoma Symposium of Racial Studies, researchers claim to have pinpointed the individual US cities that are most plagued by racism. The list included locations such as Atlanta, GA, Phoenix, AZ and Chicago, IL. However, the city crowned most infected with the cancer of racial intolerance came as a shocker to many: The so-called “liberal” utopia of Portland OR.
Yes, it seems the City Of Roses came out at the top of the list for most racial tension, blowing all the other cities away with their tie-dyed, race-riot.
Researchers cite several instances in which the occupants engaged in activities which would make one think that underneath all the hipster attire lurks a horde of rabid klansmen in hippie’s clothing. From run-of-the-mill racism to even more abstract and subtle forms of prejudices that can only be found in the rainy, north western city, PDX seems to be absolutely brimming with bigotry.
(Portland, OR) – Racism. It’s everywhere. Like a vile cancer that has managed to worm it’s way into every nook and cranny of our psychological landscape. It seems to be buried deep within the very molecular fabric of our culture–A pesky stain we just can’t seem to scrub away. Just when you thought that seemingly innocent objects were uninfected, if you squint at them hard enough through your white privilege microscope, you’re sure to find racism hiding there, mocking you.
There are some of those among us who are not afraid to call out the more minuscule nuances of racism before they end up blossoming into full-blown cross-burning extravaganzas. Brave social-justice warrior Verenice Gutierrez, principle of Harvey Scott elementary school in Portland Oregon, is just one of those people.
Gutierrez has encouraged others to pick up on the “subtle language of racism” whenever possible. She has rooted all over every inch of her schools campus like a truffle hunting sow in pursuit of those elusive nuggets of racism that might go unnoticed by the naked eye. What she discovered was
alarming to say the least.
(Portland, OR) – It has been two whole days since the first traces of the frighteningly advanced Super-Clap reared its ugly head in the North West city of Portland, Oregon.
Warnings have been issued over the local television and radio stations pleading with citizens to abstain from sexual activity until scientists can devise a plan of action.
New information has been unearthed regarding the aggressive STI which abducted the city’s private-parts like a Shanghai Surprise recently. The virus appears to be a close relative to the gonorrhea HO41 bug that was found two years ago in a 31-year-old Japanese sex worker. The genesis of the virus stems from the squalid living conditions of impoverished people where health and safety are an unaffordable luxury.
The people of Portland, Oregon have somehow managed to replicate the filthy living conditions of an alleyway brothel simply by merit of their degeneracy. Perversity the likes of which would make Caligula himself to shudder in abject revulsion.