(Washington, DC) – Obama’s DC stormtroopers once again barred entrance to the Washington Memorial as the US government continued to play hookey with our nation. Since Republicans decided to ‘take their ball and go home’ all federally owned buildings are closed to the general public. This, of course, includes the Washington Memorial.
A massive turnout of elderly war veterans and aggro-protesters soon resulted in a violent confrontation with the democratic gestapo stationed outside.
According to White House rumors, President Obama shut down all national memorials both to punish Republicans and to demonstrate the power he continues to lord over our nation.
Outside of the Washington Memorial stood several hundred people, all demanding entrance into the beloved monument to their fallen heroes.
“This is America!” Shouted one white-bearded gentleman hoisting a POW flag above his head. “I fought for this country! My friends died for this country! I should be able to pay my respects!”.
Stone-faced police officers stood with M-16s slung over their shoulder and dressed head to toe in military garb. They glared through the angry mob, unflinching to their verbal abuse.