Exclusive research from the Bridgewood Heart Foundation has revealed that eating a bit of your own feces every day can drastically reduce heart attack, and other heart-related ailments. The study indicates that there is a chemical found in human waste which can boost a natural defense mechanism that in turn protects arteries from disease.
This chemical compound in excrement is absent from the vascular areas around the heart, leaving them prone to stagnation. Head of Bridgewood Heart Foundation’s research team, Dr. James Normand, commented on the miraculous discovery during his recent press conference.
The Wyoming Institute Of Technology‘s very own, Dr. Franklin Forrester, will be published in next month’s American Journal of Medicine. The essay details recent findings from a seven year study which focused on convicted murderers who have been diagnosed with Aspergers syndrome.
Dr. Forrester and his team of psychiatric professionals, doctors and criminal psychologists interviewed over two thousand different prisoners, in seven different states. The group focused on the correlations between autism, and criminal offenders. What they found shocked everyone.
The following is an excerpt from the AMJMED article due out next month.